Now that Obama took over GM and dicontinued their Hummer line, what vehicle should I drive?

My Hummer is a couple of years old, so I need to trade it in soon. I was going to get another Hummer but unfortunately, Government Motors discontinued the Hummer line after president Hussein took them over.





I don't want to look like a sissy liberal driving a Prius over some global warming myth. I need to get another large, manly vehicle, but newer Hummers are no longer sold.





What should I do?|||Extenze would be cheaper, and you clearly need it.|||1. Actually GM stopped Hummer production long before the government takeover.





2. The original civilian Hummer was a great vehicle and it served a useful purpose. It's probably the best vehicle in the world for pulling a heavy trailer because the wide stance and low centre of gravity reduce the possibility of jack-knifing. After GM took it over, they made the H2 and H3 which are just Hummer kit cars on a Tahoe body--lame.





3. The Mercedes G is a similar vehicle, you should look into that.





4. I drive a Prius because it's a great car. Nothing sissy about it, unless you consider saving money and high tech as sissy. The one I drive has 115,000 trouble-free miles so far and has cost 12 cents a mile for dealer maintenance, tires, and fuel combined. Once you've had one it's really hard to go back to driving an old fashion me-too car with last century's technology.





5. Before I drove the Prius I drove a Land-Rover 88 Series III from 1972 to 1991. The new Land-Rovers are wimpy compared to the one I drove. However, except for ground clearance, the Prius beats it in every category.|||Drive your father's d!ck up your *** and then shoot yourself with your own redneck gun.



Incidentally, you have heard of the theory that the size of a man's car is directly in-proportionate to the size of his d!ck. You're packing what... a rice kernel?|||()bummer did an unconstitutional move by removing hummers. I choose to pay for more gas not socialist government regulations. Try getting RAM or Sierra not as tough but great fuel economy.|||I loled at Hellmobile.





But get a Toyota Corolla. The chance of you getting a flawed car are extremely small, and Toyotas generally are good cars.|||since you will be headed to HELL in your afterlife get ready by buying the Hellmobile|||extenze