Also, I'm 45 and overweight but I'm a big shot in middle management and I'm going to put some sweet rims on it so I'll need plenty of seating room for hot babes half my age.|||Bigger, doll, lots bigger!!!!
lol|||Pretty damn big. As long as you've got neon green ground effects, a spoiler, and laser headlights. Also be sure to cover it from front to back with bumper stickers. It's your penis; make it count. You sound like a pretty hardcore kind of guy, so I'd put a few bullet holes in the rear windshield as well.
You've got a lot of potential, buddy. Who needs natural penis growth pills when your car is bigger than everyone else's? I wish you luck in your ravenous babe-hunts.|||Any hummer will do. Or a lifted truck of any kind. Preferably with stickers talking about how other truckers should get a lift because "fat girls can't jump."|||Awww! Sad! You don't need a big car to make you a big man! Use the money you'd spend on the Hummer to talk to a specialist! You need to love you, all of you for who you are!|||You know its only the H2 that's strictly a penis-extension, right?
So that one.|||A real man doesn't drive or own a Dorky vehicle like a Hummer. There only for losers.|||any hummer will work all you need is a
"Pussy Magnet" stick it on the dash so you get better reception. Bada bing your all set!|||You need a strech H1.
10 foot strech at least.|||how about loosen that 2 inches hummers are for *******|||didn't you ever see pictures of those african tribesmen walking around with a big rock hanging from their tool.
it may make your voice a little higher, but it'll get the job done.|||The biggest Hummer you can get your hands on. An H1 lifted 18 inches, with mud tires on it would probably suit you.|||no ones a big shot in middle management|||A hummer isn't going to make up for what you're lacking in your pants. You may have room for the ladies to sit, but once they see what you're packing, that'll be the end of it. Sorry.|||Oh I hate guys like you. Seriously...women can and will see your tiny penis right through your big car.|||Try a Sherman tank...........holds 5 and lots of ammo
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