Is it possible to buy a 2006 Hummer H1 Alpha that is new anywhere?

Do they have any warehouses full of them or something? Where would I be able to get a used one? Any local dealer, or will I need to do some scouting around?|||Sure. Every dealer has a secret warehouse full of brand new 2006 Hummer H1 Alphas. It was part of a top secret government program. Just pop into any local dealership and say the phrase, "gimme a hummer" and they can help you out.|||It would have to be a very small warehouse. They never built enough of these turkeys to fill a large warehouse with every one they ever built. They never did 1,000 in an entire year, total production was less than 12,000 after 14 years of production.